Saturday, December 26, 2015

GOP PRIMARY: RALLY ‘ROUND THE MILQUETOAST?

12/26/15

Concerned Republicans of a more mainstream bent are apoplectic at the idea of Donald Trump’s getting their Party’s nomination and thus forcing the Party to do a 52 years later redux of 1964.  The professional Republicans are urging marginal candidates to withdraw so that the mainstreamers can unite behind one candidate to topple Trump.   Before people continue their backroom plotting to “save the Party,” they ought to get a clearer understanding of the numbers involved, a tighter handle on what keeps campaigns alive, a more acute sense of the mind of a politician, and, most of all, a calendar.   This being the time of the year that it is, hopes are strong that at least the last will have been achieved.   The first three, though, remain problematical.

Those thinking that a moderate champion could emerge from the disparate GOP field surely can see that if one adds the poll numbers of Donald Trump, Ben Carson, and Ted Cruz, i.e., the “unconventional” candidates, one can surely see that they add to more than 50% of the polled electorate.   So a “mainstream” alternative would still not marshal the numbers needed to defenestrate Mr. Trump if those pining for somebody different do the logical thing and support Mr. Trump in a head-to-head contest with the usual milquetoast type of candidate the GOP leadership mistakenly seems to think should inflame the positive passions of the electorate.   Maybe those who support the self-winnowing of the field think Mr. Carson will stay in the race and split what those middling types consider the whacko vote.  Or maybe those singing odes to the banality that is professional Republicanism are getting to the point at which they are willing to consider Mr. Cruz one of them, at least on a relative basis.  

Even if the moderates think the numbers will change and their moderation will prevail, they ought to consider what motivates a politician to drop out of a presidential race:   money.    One can bet that those who have already left the race…Rick Perry, Scott Walker, Lindsey Graham, and perhaps some other notable that I have missed…left because their money dried up.   And one can also bet, perhaps only a bit less surely, that the “smart” money’s having rallied early behind the increasingly pathetic Jeb Bush is what kept Mitt Romney from throwing his hat back into the now familiar ring.   As long as the money is available, these guys are going to stay on the campaign trail.   Why go back to a real job when one can make a living addressing adoring crowds in events staged in figurative, and perhaps literal, echo chambers?   Why struggle away actually doing something that might benefit society, and one’s own net worth, when one can spend one’s days basking in the sycophancy of those who want to stay on the payroll and the “crowds” they fabricate?    Yes, the campaign trail is grueling, but it sure beats working for a living.   As long as the money is available to bask in unceasing adulation, with an occasional somewhat dull barb tossed in to keep one’s name in the paper, why do anything else?

Surely, the concerned GOPers tell themselves, the walking dead among the GOP candidates will leave the field for “the good of the party.”   Right.  These people, whose most salient characteristic is an outsized ego, will take one for the team.  Uh-huh.   And Jesse Ventura is going to come out of retirement and join with yours truly to take the WWE tag team title.  No.  As long as the money is there, these professional narcissists are going to make their livings basking in the faux adulation of the hastily assembled.

Most of all, though, those who are wringing their hands in certainty that a Trump nomination is inevitable ought to consult the calendar.   It is still 2015 for at least a few days.   We are still six weeks away from the first real contest of the campaign, the Iowa caucuses, which Mr. Trump will probably lose.  (See TRUMP, THE “REVERSE BRADLEY EFFECT,” AND THE MAN’S UPCOMING LOSS IN IOWA, 12/23/15).   If history is any guide, that a particular candidate is leading at this stage of the race means nothing; ask Presidents Rockefeller, Connelly, Muskie, Perry, and Hillary Clinton.   It’s way too early to be making predictions, for anything transcending entertainment value, about the ultimate outcome of the nomination fight.   The only exception, as my regular readers already know, is the now months old prediction of yours truly that you should take to the bank:   Carly Fiorina is going to be on the GOP ticket.  See THEONE INESCAPABLE CONCLUSION FROM THE SEPTEMBER GOP DEBATE, 9/18/15.  I have already bet a beef sandwich on this proposition and, for yours truly, those are pretty high stakes.

Those GOPers lamenting the fate of their Party with Mr. Trump as its standard-bearer might also calm down for other reasons, but that is grist for a later mill.

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