Monday, July 3, 2017

HOW WOULD MR. TRUMP HAVE DONE AGAINST, SAY, DICK THE BRUISER OR BRUNO SAMMARTINO?

7/3/17

One would have thought that yours truly would be delighted that two of my lifelong enthusiasms, politics and professional wrestling, have been saliently wed by President Trump’s shenanigans on a doctored old WWE tape now showing Mr. Trump pummeling a villain with “CNN” electronically plastered over his face at ringside.  (Point of digression, but at least a parenthetical one… “lifelong” is no longer an appropriate adjective for my enthusiasm for pro grappling; my interest waned about 20 years ago when the evolution from mindless entertainment to male soap opera for the intellectually indolent had completed its course.   Now my interest is limited to reading the sad news of the deaths of the titans of the mat from its golden ages, most recently those of George “The Animal” Steele, Nick Bockwinkel (whose first match as a young man was against Lou Thesz…talk about a blast from the distant past!), Dusty Rhodes, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Verne Gagne.  By the way, while Dick the Bruiser left this mortal coil over twenty-five years ago, this post’s other titanic title character, Bruno Sammartino, still walks among us.)   However, I am, like most of you, disgusted by Mr. Trump’s latest antics and, perhaps not like most of you, surprised by the depths to which the President has sunk.  After all, as most of you know, I voted for the guy and predicted his victory when he was left for dead; see the instantly classic TRUMP WILL WIN,AND WIN BIG, ON TUESDAY, 11/4/16 and, no, I will not cease reminding my readers of that particular bout of prescience.   Like most of the people who voted for the guy, I was prepared for plenty of silliness in the Trump era, but this is getting ridiculous.

One of the “would be hilarious if it weren’t so important” aspects of this latest development is the reaction of Mr. Trump’s minions to this story.    They seem to have that increasingly familiar “What has this buffoon done now?” look on their visages and then, reluctantly and routinely, launch into some canned explanation along the lines of “The American people knew what they were getting; this is a president who hits back.”
  
Well, yes, we knew what we were getting but, as I said above, the depths of this trip down the rabbit hole are getting genuinely troubling.   Further, I completely understand hitting back; protecting the dignity of the office, and refusing to dignify salvos from the vast peanut gallery we call the press, does not require the president to become a punching bag for every two-bit media hustler trying to become, or stay, relevant by taking cheap shots at the man.   But does Mr. Trump have to hit back with all the aplomb and maturity of an eight-year-old?   Surely Mr. Trump is smarter, more savvy, and more mature than to resort to doctoring old films from a particularly embarrassing period in his show-biz life and calling people the same names we employed on the playground (parking lot, really) of St. Walter School circa 1965.    Isn’t he?

All that having been said, the assessment of most of the media that, by this latest bout of not even sophomoric silliness, Mr. Trump is inciting people to violence against the press is yet another example of Mr. Trump’s opponents’ taking things, and especially themselves and the not all that surprising non-cacophonous bleating that they call reporting, entirely too seriously.   These either disingenuous or, more troubling, serious expressions of concern doubtless also spring from the popular impression among sophisticated media types that all Trump supporters are knuckle dragging, gap toothed back woodsmen just waiting for the go-ahead to wreak violent havoc on their perceived opponents.   Judging from very recent history, it appears that the violence against which the media aristocrats so piously warn comes from the nether regions of their portion of the ideological spectrum, but I digress.    In any case, the denizens of the media, and of most of the Democratic Party, ought to get out more, and by “get out more,” I don’t mean take a limo ride down Pennsylvania or Park Avenues.   Mr. Trump’s supporters display fine dental hygiene and arms that reach only about a hand’s length below their waists.   Perhaps their only mutual identifying characteristic is their disgust with the way business is done in Washington, D.C. and the laughingly myopic view of the world displayed by the Washington establishment’s mouthpieces in the popular media.   In fact, those who voted for Mr. Trump are so disgusted that they were willing to elect a carnival barker like Mr. Trump, and every outlandish bite that Mr. Trump figuratively takes of the chicken’s head is a further indication of how fed up people were by the way things have been done in Washington by the Democrats, the Republicans, and the media.

Happy, blessed, and grateful Independence Day to each of you.


1 comment:

  1. Dear Mark,
    I saw a FB comment on the page of a Conservative friend, the comment referred to Michelle Obama as "transvestite",I thought that you are correct, many of the president's supporters have good oral hygiene, are not knucker draggers, etc. I also thought about who many of his supporters are, in my opinion, most are upper and lower middle class racists, the upper live in white suburbia, the lower in suburbs and city neighborhoods and were united in their racism,and hatred of Obama, yet would rarely mix socially with each other.
    I am proudly Liberal and a Democrat, at 76 I have lived under both parties and I much prefer the goals and vision of Democrats for an inclusive society.
    Last evening I watched and felt a respect for Steve Bannon on a point regarding the last Bush administration and what they did to condemn American blood and treasure to perpetual war in the Mid-East. Personally I hold Dick Cheny in dire contempt, a cowardly draft dodger, sending our youth into war when he never wore the uniform of his country. Bannon probably won new fans last evening, I am not one, but I respected his candor. Now as to wrestling can we ever forget "Killer" Kowalsky, The Bouncing Gardini,Lou These, Gorgeous George, and Chief Don Eagle? Of course not.

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