Saturday, April 11, 2020

MAKING A LITTLE MORE LEMONADE FROM THE BITTER LEMONS OF COVID-19


4/11/20

It goes without saying that the COVID-19 pandemic is beyond horrific, but some good can emerge from even the most horrendous situations.  While these positives can never outweigh the negatives of such ghastly circumstances, at least they can partially balance some of the horror.  In yesterday’s post on my Faith blog,

THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC AND THE WILL OF GOD
yours truly discussed the more profound possibly positive by-products of the COVID-19 pandemic.   Today, I present some of the more secular benefits that could arise from the dystopia into which the coronavirus has thrust us:

CORPORATIONS AND PEOPLE MIGHT TAKE BETTER CARE OF THEIR FINANCES

In the wake of the pandemic, we are hearing tales of numerous people and corporations, some of the latter of which are quite large, that aren’t going to make it financially without government help because they are either out of work or out of business for a couple of weeks.   While one can understand not being able to be out of work for an extended period of time, shouldn’t people and companies have built a financial cushion capable of sustaining them for longer than the financial equivalent of the blink of an eye?

First, corporations…

Corporations, as a class, have been taking on debt (i.e., in finance speak, leveraging themselves) with the fervor of a repeatedly self-proclaimed “just social” drinker on his way to his fifth cocktail party of a given evening.  Total corporate debt in the U.S. has reached $10 trillion, or 47% of GDP.   Ten years ago, while we were still struggling our way out of the debt crisis by issuing more debt (the financial equivalent of the hair of the dog), corporate debt constituted 40% of GDP; it was high then, it’s higher now.   This debt was taken on, to at least some extent, to buy back stock and pay dividends, providing a double dose of leverage to the balance sheets of the companies engaging in such financial engineering.

Yours truly is not going to join the ranks of the economically illiterate yet politically powerful in castigating stock buybacks as the biggest financial swindle since the Teapot Dome scandal of the previous ‘20s.   Stock buybacks are often a very intelligent application of a firm’s capital, taking money away from corporate bigwigs who think they are the firm’s owners and returning it to the shareholders, the firm’s real owners, who, because of the nature of a buyback, can decide whether they’d like to take out the cash, possibly to invest in another opportunity, or to stay onboard, so to speak, and enjoy the “other things being equal” increase in the price of their underlying stock.   How it is wrong to give people voluntary access to their own money is beyond me, but, then again, yours truly understands economics and finance.   And dividends?  The usual “widows and orphans” argument trotted out by Street denizens to justify sustaining, and even subsidizing, dividends is okay, if a bit tread-worn.  A more convincing argument for dividends is that, without dividends and/or the prospect of future dividends, a stock’s intrinsic value is nothing, nada, bupkus, zero (0).   We could also add to the argument for the salubriousness of dividends the above observation regarding buybacks, to wit, it is difficult to see the patent immorality of giving people their own money.  

So yours truly has no problems with stock buybacks and dividends under normal circumstances.   However, it simply isn’t prudent for a corporation to engage in such otherwise desirable activities by taking on debt to the point at which one must assume nearly perpetual continuation of good times, and hence ever-increasing operating earnings, in order to keep that corporation from falling over the financial edge.   Given the demands for immediate government help from many of our major corporations, one has to assume that they had been engaging in such reckless leveraging.   Yes, the government and, mostly, the Fed nearly demanded that they do so by making credit so cheap and abundant, but the people who run these corporations are paid enough to display the fortitude and good sense to say “no” even when everyone is demanding that they say “yes.”

While no one can expect a company to stay alive for prolonged periods of little or no business, especially when that downturn was both nearly impossible to foresee and the fault of entities and events far beyond that company’s control, corporations shouldn’t have been operating with balance sheets incapable of surviving even a short blip in economic activity.   Being sufficiently conservative to wait out a crisis of the duration the COVID-19 pandemic might involve is nearly impossible and, indeed, undesirable.   But being more conservatively capitalized than was much of corporate America going into this crisis is far from too much to ask, especially when many of these corporations are asking for, even demanding, public money.

Next, individuals…

Much of the same can be said on the individual side as well.   As long-time readers know, one of my recurring themes is the dismal, and largely self-induced, financial shape of the average American.  The statistics are stunning but, since they are boring to normal people who, unlike yours truly, don’t get excited over economic and financial minutiae, I will list only a few:

·         Total household debt reached a record $14.15 trillion, a record and 2/3 of GDP, in the fourth quarter of 2019
·         Total credit card debt reached $930 billion in the fourth quarter of 2019, well above the pre-2008-’09 crisis peak.
·         The proportion of credit card debt more than 90 days late was 5.3% in the fourth quarter of 2019, the highest level in eight years.   For those 18-39 years old, that number was 9.4%, the highest since 2010.
·         The average car loan’s maturity just reached 70 months.   A third of all car loans are in the 73-84 month range.

Simply put, many people are living beyond their means.   Some people have no choice; their means are so limited that they must live beyond them in order to live.   But such people constitute a small percentage of this problem.   Yes, many people live, as those who advocate for the poor, and those who advocate for themselves while pretending to advocate for the poor, put it, paycheck to paycheck.   But this condition arises, in many, if not most, cases, not so much from the size of the paycheck as it does from the size of the expenditures made using that paycheck as the foundation for debt.   While many who practice such financial masochism can keep the financial plates twirling when times are good, that china comes crashing down when times suddenly turn bad, as we are seeing now.

There are many ways to economize, on small things, like, bottled water, hideously over-priced vending machine snacks,  and $5.00 coffee drinks, to medium sized things, like the phones we carry, the frequency with which we eat out, the places at which we choose to eat out, and the vacations we take, to big things, like the cars that we drive and pretend to own and the houses in which we live.   Many Americans, out of pride, weakness, ignorance, or some combination thereof, simply choose not to economize, but, as the great Dave Ramsey has said, spending money you don’t have on things you don’t need to impress people you don’t like is not a winning financial strategy.  

Maybe this crisis, and the precarious position in which it has left so many people, will convince people that financial scolds like Mr. Ramsey and yours truly are not such killjoys after all.   Maybe people will come to see that, say, six or nine months of living expenses in a reserve fund, a long-term investment plan, and an absence of debt are more important than the next trendy piffle they are convinced will make them happy.  


THE SUDDEN ENTHUSIASM FOR HANDWASHING AND OTHER MANIFESTATIONS OF GOOD PERSONAL HYGIENE MAY CONTINUE

As loyal readers already know, handwashing, along with living beyond one’s means, has been a long-time topic of interest to yours truly.   The third bullet point in

RANDOM THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS, CRUISES, KARAOKE, PERSONAL HYGIENE, THE RIGHT TO VOTE, ETC.

is only the latest example of this obsession put to writing.   Now that we have been repeatedly told to wash our hands (It is indicative of the poor state of personal hygiene in this country that adults have to be told to wash their hands, but I digress; at least I do so parenthetically.),  perhaps people will change their disquieting and dyspeptic ways in this regard.   Maybe when we return to restaurants, the reaction to the sign in the washroom that reads

“Employees must wash hands”

will no longer be “Hey, I’m not an employee, so I don’t have to wash my hands.”


PEOPLE MIGHT COME TO REALIZE THE POINTLESSNESS OF THE MODERN POLITICAL CONVENTION

The Democratic Convention in Milwaukee has already been delayed, and the Party’s apparent standard-bearer has already talked about the possibility of a virtual convention.   The GOP can’t be far behind.   Maybe the electorate, and maybe even some of the pols who like to use such circuses to bask in the glow of their own manifest wonderfulness, will come to realize that political conventions as practiced since at least 1976 are simply useless.   Yours truly, as an only somewhat recovering political junky, used to love political conventions…when they meant something.   But now that the nominee has already been chosen weeks, or, usually, months before the convention, these affairs are little more than opportunities for politicians to listen to each other, and to themselves, blather on about how terrific, generous, wonderful, thoughtful, and mindful paragons of humanity they are.   Their minions also get to argue over the Party’s platform, which, once put in place, is ignored by everybody, even the pols who make a feint at pledging loyalty to its planks despite not having read the tedious tome. 

While blathering on about themselves and bickering over things of absolutely no interest to anyone with a real job are among the favorite activities of politicians and their sidekicks, perhaps the people will demand an end to being subjected to such nonsense, the networks will oblige by ceasing coverage altogether, and the entire vestigial machinery will collapse of its own weight.   We are most of the way down this road already; perhaps COVID-19 will complete this journey.


MAYBE INTERVIEWEES WILL CEASE STARTING THE ANSWER TO JUST ABOUT EVERY QUESTION WITH “SURE,…”

If you have yet to notice this tendency, you will after reading this post. This malady tends to afflict interviewees who have not yet attained a certain age, but it is spreading to afflict larger portions of the populace. 

Why COVID-19 might have anything to do with alleviating this relatively recent bastardization of the language is beyond yours truly…but we can always hope.



Blessed Passover and Easter to all of you.  Please stay well and do all you can toward that end.



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