Thursday, January 19, 2017

NEWS ON CABLE NEWS NETWORK OR FOX NEWS? DON’T COUNT ON IT.

1/19/17

My wife and I just returned from a trip to the Florida Gulf Coast.   It was terrific in every way and inspired us to begin what promises to be an extended search for property in that part of the world.   But rather than engage in a travelogue in which there is neither room nor reason for my usual cynicism and “glass ¾ empty” approach to travel, I will confine my comments to a matter only ancillarily related to the trip.

What the world really needs is a genuine cable news station.   In Chicago, we have WBBM Newsradio 78.   In New York, they have WCBS and 1010 WINS.  Other cities have similar stations, though I suspect their number is shrinking.   What is frequently called “news radio” in other markets is in reality what we would call “talk radio” in larger markets.   The beauty of a WBBM, a WCBS, or a 1010 WINS is that its listeners are never more than a half hour away from a concise summary of the genuine news of the day.   For those of us who suffer from the heartbreak of news junkiness, these stations are a lifeline to sanity in a world overcome by silliness. 

The problem arises when one travels away from Chicago or New York.   One is not normally familiar with the characteristics of the local AM radio stations and must search for a news station in the car.  Usually, one is disappointed to find either no news stations or talk stations or sports talk stations that falsely label themselves news stations.    Even if one were to find a genuine news station, AM reception is poor in hotel rooms.   This leaves us who, even during a relaxed and wonderful vacation are compelled to keep up with the news, limited to what is available on the television…and there is the problem.

We did not have CNBC in our hotel, which was fine because I wanted to get away from the markets for a while.   In order to keep up with the news, though, that left us with CNN and Fox News.   So what is the problem, you might ask?   Can’t one get news on the Cable NEWS Network or Fox NEWS?   The answer, ironically, is no.   

There is little if any news on either of the big cable news station, or at least there is no news at reasonably predictable times.   Instead, what we get on CNN and Fox are panels of “experts,” with varying, but generally abysmally low, degrees of expertise arguing about esoteric points that matter not a whit to anyone who does not reside within 20 miles of the Washington Beltway.    Who really cares about the confirmation prospects of Mr. Trump’s pick for the post of Second Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Undershirts?   Apparently, only the estimables who populate CNN and Fox News; one has rarely seen such passion, and such volume, expended on matters with such indiscernible consequences for the average person…or even for the typical news junky like yours truly.

Furthermore, is there any “news” on either Fox or CNN that is not “breaking”?   What is this with all the “breaking news” that is notable only for its lack of import, consequence, or timeliness?   “Breaking news:   interviews at Trump Tower continue.”  “Breaking news:   Weather is Cold and Snowy in the Midwest in January.”  Really?

Once upon a time, there was a station called CNN Headline News, which delivered summaries of the news in half hour intervals.   Its beauty, like that of the aforementioned genuine news radio stations, was that one could get to the news of the day within a half hour regardless of the time of day or one’s location.   The channel still exists as CNNHN, but apparently has been taken over editorially by the people who lost their jobs when the Weekly World News ceased to exist; CNNHN’s fare consists entirely of far too deep a dive into the latest ghastly and pervertedly titillating crime stories.  


The obvious conclusion is that the relatively straight news programming once provided by CNN Headline News does not sell and that is why the format of the station was radically reconstituted into a sort of National Enquirer of the Air.   What apparently does sell, judging from what one sees when one is forced to watch CNN and Fox News, is a lot of yelling, screaming and ad hominem attacks by marginally informed commentators on issues about which rational, sober people who work for a living care little.

2 comments:

  1. Glad to see you back on the pen, though disappointed to see that your travels are not up to expectations. Thinking back to an earlier, simpler, time - I must ask: When in FL, did you have to suffer through a CVT transmission rental car? If yes, then I know why the cup was INDEED 3/4 empty (and not 1/4 full).

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    1. Thanks, Matt, but this trip was different in that I didn't have to engage in my usual "3/4 empty" approach to descriptions of our trips, which have become legendary among my blogs. But this latest trip was a great trip in every way; as I wrote "there is neither room nor reason for my usual cynicism and “glass ¾ empty” approach to travel....".
      But now that you mention it, perhaps it was not perfect in EVERY way; I did have to drive an automatic (though not a CVT) on the trip. But that downside was tempered by my now being a regular driver of an automatic; times have indeed changed! But I have to tell you that last night I was dreaming of once again driving a stick; it was a wonderful dream...but not as good as that trip; I highly recommend Fort Myers Beach!
      Most important, thanks for reading and commenting; having my material read is great, but having it read my insightful people like yourself is even better.

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